Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I BAM SCATTER!!!

omo been in yankee for like 6yrs and i swear it feels like 22...maybe its cos of the fact that i dont call neone over there nemore or just cos i have only been back there once since i left....called one of my friends from back back in the days 2 days ago he was using slangs i had never even heard on NAIJA movies sed wassup my guy and he was like "OMO NOTHING DO ME" in my confused yeye mind i was thinking "wetin now ontop say i never show face for the last three years" i was so blown by his response i didnt even know wut to say next so there was that one second awkward pause "like how in the hell are my supposed to respond to that shit" plus the fact that there is a 5 second delay so make that 6 second...mehn i had never felt so displaced mehn i just gradually shifted the convo from pidgin to english cos the guy was just making me feel like an aje butter (not like i am oh...i be aje paki like crazy)(dont know why i felt like i needed to explain mysef but wuteva) learning how to speak pidgin with his mallam.....

Omo GOD dey Oh

6 Comments:

Blogger NaijaBabe said...

You are not alone on the naija slanging o...I talk to some peeps on msn and I feel so lost, its even worse when I MANAGE to call them and they start throwing the slangs at me.

IAM NOT A FREAK O!! Yeah we kinda do the shoe thing at my house too...no one wears shoes pst the door..so why did she get angry? Hmm na wa o

1:05 PM  
Blogger archiwiz said...

I've wondered about what all these new slangs mean too. From notin dey happen, notin do you (I'm thinking its literal) and go on soun (maybe cos that's Yoruba and I'm not Yoruba), I no undastand all...

1:42 PM  
Blogger emmalolu said...

@ naija babe mehn i donnoe oh and it wasnt like i wanted to show her my anakonda or nothing ..lol...girls are complicated mehn i gave up tryna understand yall a long time ago..lol

8:21 AM  
Blogger SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lol!Nigeiran sland is evolving, someone needs to write a book about it.

Take care.

1:31 PM  
Blogger ChiefO said...

"NOTHING DO YOU" "NO DULLING" "SHEPE"

reminds me of some conversation i had with my cousin sometime last year. na so i show the bobo some kele picture o. guess what this boys response was. "SHE MAKE SENSE" i just simply became weak like what in the world is that. come to think about it though. the chick really did make some serious sense.

6:40 PM  
Blogger ChiefO said...

by the way na u make me resume blogging o and thanks for stopping by my blog.

6:41 PM  

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