BLAH BLAH BLAH

Men i'm short of cool intro's for my xanga blogs (as if i have actually eva had a cool one) nehoo's sha... so i am here jare nothing is still good wit me just the same ol gist... birthday's comming up very soon dont do parties or do crazy crap on this day just anada day of the week as far as i'm concerned the craziest thing i have eva done on ma Birthday was to work a 16 hour shift at work ( i know it's wild rite ...lol) every year b4 ma birthday i kinda think bout the things i've accomplished within the past year and then sought of make a nu year resolution, set goals and try accomplish them ( note that all these takes about 5 mins MAX) and the funny thing is that its bullshit i never accomplish any goal i set on this days of soul searching after about 10 mins i set these goals i 4get them and they prolly dont come up again till the following year... so i have come to a conclusion no more soul searching for me abeg i'll just wait till nu year like everybody else and make crappy nu years resolution... so in about 6 months from now i'll be getting ready to take the PCAT exam so i've been kinda searching arround for a cheap pharmacy skools that would accept a broke ass like me and after being to just 2 skools men the future is kinda not bling blinging rite now the crap them mofo's are trying to put me through just to get in and then some day sell drugs at CVS is not even worth it at all so i'm kinda considering changing ma major to somn else... but i gat like 6 months till graduation so i gat time to think bout it ... so ma FADA is in Hitler mode again oh dude is freaking everybody out in ma house bout some crazy things that would have u rolling on the floor ......rite now the nu rule is "do as i say or get ur own place BISH" men ma broke ass is in good boy mode rite now cause i am not moving out of that place untill i gat that certificate with ma name on it, but sha sall good his bom bom would soon calm down but untill den i remain in the KISS ASS mode...... so i've been talking to these yang lady i met a couple of years ago and if u knew who i was talking about u'd prolly just think i was deceiving ma sef bout me talking to her but be like say somn dey develop here but sha we'll see...

ALAKORI looking SEZY "revisited"

I had a big breakfast, so all my power and resources have been re-routed to my stomach. Since the brain is not at full power, orders have been sent to the every department to shut down all systems except the vital ones crap like this cause serious contegious mood swings kai!!!.I Remember one of them happening house party i went to in jand on New Years Eve . Now, this wasn't done by young people, this was a hard-core seriously yoruba older crowd kinda thing. Talking bout peeps from the jungles of oshogbo and ekiti state kinda people. At first I was nervous, I didn't see anyone my age. And then, I noticed young people walking in, but then they would herd right into the bedroom area way, way, way in the back. Ah-ah? I was sitting in the parlor twiddling my fingers with all these baba risika and bintu's and iya iyabo's them. My aunt was chilling in a zone, my older brother was just as uncomfortable as myself, and the young Naijas were abandoning us. It didn't make things better when you could hear sean paul and lil john blasting in the back of the house, while sunny Ade and Ebenezer obey were blasting the airwaves where we were at. i had problems disappering. The bass lines in the music were happening though. We need to protect our treasures from hip hop oh. The party started with some serious praying and You have to understand, these elders can talk. Ai-ya-yai, can they talk! Food is getting cold, drinks are getting warm. But, these elders are going at it. I enjoyed it though. After the eating, it was time to boogie. I admit, I have a...sizable behind. But, when it comes to shaking it, our mothers own us. We can't touch them. When these women bend down and press the red "shake ya nyash" button, call the fire department. 'Cos it was hot. Ai-yyy!!! Big nyash is a good thing o!!!! men back in school and u know how that is now, tryna get used to new schedule tryna find where ur class is at ( even though by now the blue print of ya school is supposed to be at the back of ya head) men been going to skool since aunty risi's JELOSIMI opened in ma area back in naija and one observation i've made bout first week of skool is that "it is the slowest most remembered every semester/term" being in college just makes everything worse...neways still nothing new jare got the bills from the hospital and i nearly collapsed wen i saw the thing bout 12 grand something minus physician fees and all that crap men it is teribble oh.. nehows sha knowing ma situation and everything sha i picked up the phone and called them sha and explained to them like "see ehn if u sell me and everything i have, plus everything i am destined to have sef u might never come close to 2 grand so basically yall are screwed, so in other words les juz make a payment plan for this thing so u can get ya money back. at first the agbero i was talking to was trying to do shakara n all but after he figured out i wasnt joking he agreed to it and mailed me some forms to fill out i bet u after them see ma bank statement they'll offer to adopt me..... nehows sall gravy the year is running fast and wild like say no be 34 days ago e begin but sha aint complaining cant wait for this yeye cold weather to carry him ugly face commot so i can unleash tha dragon and let the hair on ma chest see the light of day..... nehows jare gat chemistry praticals in a few mins 2 and half hours of practical application of chemistry who in the hell does that ehn thas wut happens when u are schooling (naija accent) in MARYLAND....... nehows i shall be hallaring