I BAM SCATTER!!!

omo been in yankee for like 6yrs and i swear it feels like 22...maybe its cos of the fact that i dont call neone over there nemore or just cos i have only been back there once since i left....called one of my friends from back back in the days 2 days ago he was using slangs i had never even heard on NAIJA movies sed wassup my guy and he was like "OMO NOTHING DO ME" in my confused yeye mind i was thinking "wetin now ontop say i never show face for the last three years" i was so blown by his response i didnt even know wut to say next so there was that one second awkward pause "like how in the hell are my supposed to respond to that shit" plus the fact that there is a 5 second delay so make that 6 second...mehn i had never felt so displaced mehn i just gradually shifted the convo from pidgin to english cos the guy was just making me feel like an aje butter (not like i am oh...i be aje paki like crazy)(dont know why i felt like i needed to explain mysef but wuteva) learning how to speak pidgin with his mallam.....

Omo GOD dey Oh