i don tey mehn!!
if you take a old lambogini (1917 for instance) throw some dee's on it, heated leather seats tv every where, satelaite everything chrome everything supercharge the v12 and a twin turbo to it and make the already wide tires even wider and call it a lamborari does it become yours or just because it was already fantastic without your touch.... i hate when people go there is nothing new under the sun like WTF am i here for then to do the same shit someone already did basically i am part of a never ending cycle of shit that will never end and but then when i try to convince myself that i am unique they go yea someone already did that well u know what suck my wrinkly hairy balls...
neways i was turnpiking all weekend from MD to NJ to NY u would think its because i had somn to do over there ...for where i had absolutely nothing to do there i just didnt feel like staying home so i went... my mother says i have restless car syndrome....cant stop driving just cause i can...tired of MD mehn neone need a house boy outside MD halla at me i can cook i can clean and i have green card....
why do girls chase committed guys ?? seriously why... remember the days i was single and seriously looking no one wanted my lazy clingy ass now that i cant they keep blowing up my fone tryna get my ass in trouble and den girls wonder why guys cant keep there stuff in there pants cause girls keep throwing it at you like u in a CG movie and u have to keep dodging it like u are neyo in the matrix shit mehn itsnot easy especially if its something u would actually do if situations where different....
so i was ON FB today i read this
why every house in naija should be a republic
1. everyhouse produces its own power
2.everyone generates there own water
3. you and God are soley responsible for your security
4. if you gat problems with anyone thas your own freaking head ache
5. if you catch a virus well you should have been a bit more careful next time thas if you dont die b4 you find out what happened.
6. if someone steals your stuff the outcome depends on who's got the most rediculous bank account or gets the cops first.
so seriously why do you need a governement when we all basically govern ourselves naija mehn....
neways i was turnpiking all weekend from MD to NJ to NY u would think its because i had somn to do over there ...for where i had absolutely nothing to do there i just didnt feel like staying home so i went... my mother says i have restless car syndrome....cant stop driving just cause i can...tired of MD mehn neone need a house boy outside MD halla at me i can cook i can clean and i have green card....
why do girls chase committed guys ?? seriously why... remember the days i was single and seriously looking no one wanted my lazy clingy ass now that i cant they keep blowing up my fone tryna get my ass in trouble and den girls wonder why guys cant keep there stuff in there pants cause girls keep throwing it at you like u in a CG movie and u have to keep dodging it like u are neyo in the matrix shit mehn itsnot easy especially if its something u would actually do if situations where different....
so i was ON FB today i read this
why every house in naija should be a republic
1. everyhouse produces its own power
2.everyone generates there own water
3. you and God are soley responsible for your security
4. if you gat problems with anyone thas your own freaking head ache
5. if you catch a virus well you should have been a bit more careful next time thas if you dont die b4 you find out what happened.
6. if someone steals your stuff the outcome depends on who's got the most rediculous bank account or gets the cops first.
so seriously why do you need a governement when we all basically govern ourselves naija mehn....
posted by emmalolu at 11:32 AM
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