my life

i am as bush as they come mehn i like my indomie with potatoe bread on the side i love my garri with lots of M&M inside and i dont do coffee cause the smell (even though i cant smell no more) makes me wanna through up..but just because i am bush dont mean i am stupid alot of people misunderstand me either they think i am too stuck up and unfriendly or they think i am better than them...if u only knew the real wale i am niether of these things oh i am the kindest person u will ever meet i am down to earth as in u wud even think somn was wrong wit me sef (omo see as i dey praise my sef) people have taken advantage of me once too many so i guess its just me putting up a front but if u get to know me omo i am the best (lol na wa oh).

ever been in that situation where u trying to know someone and instead of them telling u no they just run away ( u know i am talking bout naija people right) like say i carry suckaway for head...like danm least tell me i suck so i cud stop acting like a stalker naaaaah not them they will just run away like phantom poopoo (that poopoo that catches u without notice and runs away immediately u get to the bathroom/toilet).

this past year as been wiered mehn all i am waiting for is to get outa skool so i can get a real job tired of being broke mehn cant work cant study enough while taking barely enough credit to get government grants so u can go to skool for free so u are moving at the pace of a retard danm sucks to be me....

i appologetic for any grammatical errors ......lol

i don tey mehn!!

if you take a old lambogini (1917 for instance) throw some dee's on it, heated leather seats tv every where, satelaite everything chrome everything supercharge the v12 and a twin turbo to it and make the already wide tires even wider and call it a lamborari does it become yours or just because it was already fantastic without your touch.... i hate when people go there is nothing new under the sun like WTF am i here for then to do the same shit someone already did basically i am part of a never ending cycle of shit that will never end and but then when i try to convince myself that i am unique they go yea someone already did that well u know what suck my wrinkly hairy balls...

neways i was turnpiking all weekend from MD to NJ to NY u would think its because i had somn to do over there ...for where i had absolutely nothing to do there i just didnt feel like staying home so i went... my mother says i have restless car syndrome....cant stop driving just cause i can...tired of MD mehn neone need a house boy outside MD halla at me i can cook i can clean and i have green card....

why do girls chase committed guys ?? seriously why... remember the days i was single and seriously looking no one wanted my lazy clingy ass now that i cant they keep blowing up my fone tryna get my ass in trouble and den girls wonder why guys cant keep there stuff in there pants cause girls keep throwing it at you like u in a CG movie and u have to keep dodging it like u are neyo in the matrix shit mehn itsnot easy especially if its something u would actually do if situations where different....

so i was ON FB today i read this
why every house in naija should be a republic
1. everyhouse produces its own power
2.everyone generates there own water
3. you and God are soley responsible for your security
4. if you gat problems with anyone thas your own freaking head ache
5. if you catch a virus well you should have been a bit more careful next time thas if you dont die b4 you find out what happened.
6. if someone steals your stuff the outcome depends on who's got the most rediculous bank account or gets the cops first.
so seriously why do you need a governement when we all basically govern ourselves naija mehn....

I BAM SCATTER!!!

omo been in yankee for like 6yrs and i swear it feels like 22...maybe its cos of the fact that i dont call neone over there nemore or just cos i have only been back there once since i left....called one of my friends from back back in the days 2 days ago he was using slangs i had never even heard on NAIJA movies sed wassup my guy and he was like "OMO NOTHING DO ME" in my confused yeye mind i was thinking "wetin now ontop say i never show face for the last three years" i was so blown by his response i didnt even know wut to say next so there was that one second awkward pause "like how in the hell are my supposed to respond to that shit" plus the fact that there is a 5 second delay so make that 6 second...mehn i had never felt so displaced mehn i just gradually shifted the convo from pidgin to english cos the guy was just making me feel like an aje butter (not like i am oh...i be aje paki like crazy)(dont know why i felt like i needed to explain mysef but wuteva) learning how to speak pidgin with his mallam.....

Omo GOD dey Oh

If not caring about what the results of today would be, makes one a looser then i guess i am fucking low life... i am one of those live life today and let tommorow sot itself out when it gets here... i never ask questions cause illude myself wit the tot that everyone is good down there some where untill they screw me over....the weakest thing about me is i never see the evil in people (not to say everyone on the planet is evil) cause i never ask y i just take ur words for what i think u mean and den reality rares its ugly head wen unansad kweshans become serious issues and sensitive subjects people dont wish to discuss das y i try to stay away from people cause all they do is let u down over and over again...i am no angel either sure i have done my share of letting folks down but it just messes wit my head wen i think about it...na wa o...

enuff deep tots ....the last couple of weeks have been boring as pupu..all i do is work skool and more summer skool... feels like my creative tots are under arrest cant even blog ne more omo i can not begin to gist u....need to stop now b4 i over blog and get my fingers chopped off!!!!

REALITY not!!

like who imagined this thing we now all call reality....what tha fuck was his/her intention?? am i supposed to really obey the "LAW" pay my taxes and learn the structures and functions of the cell in hopes of one day getting a job and then starting my own family, and then my kids live the same exact reality which I already participated different technology different reasoning and responsibilty but the same shit...

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Men i'm short of cool intro's for my xanga blogs (as if i have actually eva had a cool one) nehoo's sha... so i am here jare nothing is still good wit me just the same ol gist... birthday's comming up very soon dont do parties or do crazy crap on this day just anada day of the week as far as i'm concerned the craziest thing i have eva done on ma Birthday was to work a 16 hour shift at work ( i know it's wild rite ...lol) every year b4 ma birthday i kinda think bout the things i've accomplished within the past year and then sought of make a nu year resolution, set goals and try accomplish them ( note that all these takes about 5 mins MAX) and the funny thing is that its bullshit i never accomplish any goal i set on this days of soul searching after about 10 mins i set these goals i 4get them and they prolly dont come up again till the following year... so i have come to a conclusion no more soul searching for me abeg i'll just wait till nu year like everybody else and make crappy nu years resolution... so in about 6 months from now i'll be getting ready to take the PCAT exam so i've been kinda searching arround for a cheap pharmacy skools that would accept a broke ass like me and after being to just 2 skools men the future is kinda not bling blinging rite now the crap them mofo's are trying to put me through just to get in and then some day sell drugs at CVS is not even worth it at all so i'm kinda considering changing ma major to somn else... but i gat like 6 months till graduation so i gat time to think bout it ... so ma FADA is in Hitler mode again oh dude is freaking everybody out in ma house bout some crazy things that would have u rolling on the floor ......rite now the nu rule is "do as i say or get ur own place BISH" men ma broke ass is in good boy mode rite now cause i am not moving out of that place untill i gat that certificate with ma name on it, but sha sall good his bom bom would soon calm down but untill den i remain in the KISS ASS mode...... so i've been talking to these yang lady i met a couple of years ago and if u knew who i was talking about u'd prolly just think i was deceiving ma sef bout me talking to her but be like say somn dey develop here but sha we'll see...

ALAKORI looking SEZY "revisited"

I had a big breakfast, so all my power and resources have been re-routed to my stomach. Since the brain is not at full power, orders have been sent to the every department to shut down all systems except the vital ones crap like this cause serious contegious mood swings kai!!!.I Remember one of them happening house party i went to in jand on New Years Eve . Now, this wasn't done by young people, this was a hard-core seriously yoruba older crowd kinda thing. Talking bout peeps from the jungles of oshogbo and ekiti state kinda people. At first I was nervous, I didn't see anyone my age. And then, I noticed young people walking in, but then they would herd right into the bedroom area way, way, way in the back. Ah-ah? I was sitting in the parlor twiddling my fingers with all these baba risika and bintu's and iya iyabo's them. My aunt was chilling in a zone, my older brother was just as uncomfortable as myself, and the young Naijas were abandoning us. It didn't make things better when you could hear sean paul and lil john blasting in the back of the house, while sunny Ade and Ebenezer obey were blasting the airwaves where we were at. i had problems disappering. The bass lines in the music were happening though. We need to protect our treasures from hip hop oh. The party started with some serious praying and You have to understand, these elders can talk. Ai-ya-yai, can they talk! Food is getting cold, drinks are getting warm. But, these elders are going at it. I enjoyed it though. After the eating, it was time to boogie. I admit, I have a...sizable behind. But, when it comes to shaking it, our mothers own us. We can't touch them. When these women bend down and press the red "shake ya nyash" button, call the fire department. 'Cos it was hot. Ai-yyy!!! Big nyash is a good thing o!!!! men back in school and u know how that is now, tryna get used to new schedule tryna find where ur class is at ( even though by now the blue print of ya school is supposed to be at the back of ya head) men been going to skool since aunty risi's JELOSIMI opened in ma area back in naija and one observation i've made bout first week of skool is that "it is the slowest most remembered every semester/term" being in college just makes everything worse...neways still nothing new jare got the bills from the hospital and i nearly collapsed wen i saw the thing bout 12 grand something minus physician fees and all that crap men it is teribble oh.. nehows sha knowing ma situation and everything sha i picked up the phone and called them sha and explained to them like "see ehn if u sell me and everything i have, plus everything i am destined to have sef u might never come close to 2 grand so basically yall are screwed, so in other words les juz make a payment plan for this thing so u can get ya money back. at first the agbero i was talking to was trying to do shakara n all but after he figured out i wasnt joking he agreed to it and mailed me some forms to fill out i bet u after them see ma bank statement they'll offer to adopt me..... nehows sall gravy the year is running fast and wild like say no be 34 days ago e begin but sha aint complaining cant wait for this yeye cold weather to carry him ugly face commot so i can unleash tha dragon and let the hair on ma chest see the light of day..... nehows jare gat chemistry praticals in a few mins 2 and half hours of practical application of chemistry who in the hell does that ehn thas wut happens when u are schooling (naija accent) in MARYLAND....... nehows i shall be hallaring